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1950s housewife daily schedule

submitted by NeedleStack to TraditionalWives 2 monthsFeb 4, 2024 22:19:06 ago (+35/-0)     (TraditionalWives)

A copy and paste of a list I found on the interwebs:

1. Throw back the covers and let your bed air out.
2. Open up the blinds and windows.
3. After breakfast clean up the kitchen and eating area.
4. Gather a basket for tidying. As you tidy the home, pick up items that don’t belong in that room and add them to your basket. When you enter a new room place the items from the basket that belong in that room where they go.
5. Straighten up the living areas, pick up clutter, lightly dust, straighten pillows, and water plants.
6. Make the beds.
7. Tidy the bedroom, including a light dusting.
8. Hang up any clothes that may be about or ensure dirty ones are in the hamper.
9. Do a light tidying of the bathroom including removing and replacing used towels, refilling toilet paper and soap (as needed), and cleaning the sink area including soap dishes.
10. Wipe down kitchen work surfaces and inside the fridge and discard any old food.
11. Dispose of garbage from around the home.
12. Rinse dishcloths and hang them to dry.
13. Sweep or mop the kitchen floor.
14. Handle weekly chores that need to be done that day. (See examples below)
15. Set the table for dinner.
16. Arrange the living room for evening enjoyment with the family.
17. Do a quick sweep of the floors and ensure the entranceways are clear.
18. Clean up the eating areas after dinner and ensure all dishes are washed.
19. Set the table for breakfast.


Once a Week Chores
• Use metal polish on bathroom fixtures.
• Clean and disinfect all kitchen appliances.
• Scald and disinfect bread boxes, garbage pails, and bins.
• Replace flowers with fresh bouquets.
• Laundry (including bedding).
• Vacuuming and mopping.


Pretty standard stuff honestly.


41 comments block


[ - ] UncleDoug 12 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 03:51:10 ago (+12/-0)

Its not even a job if she has normal hormone levels, its just nesting behaviour that is normally exhibited by healthy women wanting to beautify their domicile.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 12 points 2 monthsFeb 4, 2024 22:33:36 ago (+12/-0)

modern wahmen juss wanna watch Netflix and charge dey fone

[ - ] boekanier 5 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 01:29:47 ago (+5/-0)

and the makeup, you forgot the makeup

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 00:00:57 ago (+4/-0)

And eat hot Cheetos

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 09:15:45 ago (+1/-0)

I fucked her

[ - ] observation1 7 points 2 monthsFeb 4, 2024 22:52:56 ago (+7/-0)

come to think of it, our bathroom fixtures could stand to be polished.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 13:16:49 ago (+4/-0)

Something I noticed in that list. Most bathroom fixtures aren't made to be polished like the old bare-metal ones. So be sure to check before hand or you're gonna have a bad time.

[ - ] froggy 5 points 2 monthsFeb 4, 2024 22:50:40 ago (+5/-0)

When do they make meals?

[ - ] NeedleStack [op] 10 points 2 monthsFeb 4, 2024 22:55:37 ago (+10/-0)

Yeah, the list is pretty incomplete. It doesn't even include going out for groceries or the post office, etc.

[ - ] boekanier 4 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 01:29:07 ago (+4/-0)

they forgot to mention the most essential of all chores

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 02:28:05 ago (+4/-0)

Lawncare

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 05:59:15 ago (+3/-1)

Lawn care and blowies.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 12:24:16 ago (+1/-1)

They cant even fake an orgasm

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 2 monthsFeb 4, 2024 22:25:06 ago (+5/-0)

"There are only so may hours in a day"!


ah, theres always an hour or two to do a thing or two. :)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 2 monthsFeb 4, 2024 22:31:18 ago (+4/-0)

That’s about 2 hours of work.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 11:39:07 ago (+2/-0)

Like 15 seconds because IM tired

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 12:20:36 ago (+0/-0)

Extremely thoughtful of you to be so efficient.

[ - ] boekanier 4 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 01:28:12 ago (+4/-0)

excellent instructions for the housewife. Too bad they don't do that anymore these days

[ - ] con77 3 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 01:16:09 ago (+4/-1)

I didn't see blowjob on that list

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 06:04:32 ago (+3/-0)

That's what I thought. Maybe back then blowies were seen as a profaine and perverted act reserved for the secretary at work.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 08:52:43 ago (+2/-0)

Thought they called it "wifely duties" or something to that effect back then.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 00:00:03 ago (+3/-0)

Pfft so simple a baby could do this.

Is the fatty ordering food? Where’s the cooking? Who’s teaching the kids?

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2 monthsFeb 4, 2024 23:13:51 ago (+3/-0)

@paul_neri

[ - ] con77 3 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 01:17:35 ago (+3/-0)

Dilate

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 08:29:02 ago (+2/-0)

If I did laundry only once a week it would all be mouldy and smelly from wet cloths in the hampers. Also anything less then twice weekly has the hampers overflowing.

I have other gripes with this list but I'll leave it at that.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 08:32:58 ago (+3/-0)

my issue was with the vacuuming/mopping weekly. Then I noticed it said housewife and not stay at home mom daily schedule and figured thats why it was light.



[ - ] Cunt 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 08:39:41 ago (+2/-0)

Ahh wife not mum. That might be the crux of it. I do a weekly vac if the robot vac is not being a cunt and forcing me to do it more, it's good enough to keep bugs away.

Pretty sure before I needed to wipe grotty faces all the time the amount of wet stuff in the hampers was probably nil most of the time, and also before little people played in the rain etc and needed multiple outfit changes per day or spilt milk on the tablecloths.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 08:56:54 ago (+3/-0)

How many bodies are you running laundry for? Once a week for our house of five would equate to around five full loads of laundry.

That list gets much longer when you're tending to the drool machines.

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 09:01:43 ago (+2/-0)

4 including 2 below waist height. They can't all be full loads though. Gotta seperate the negros, coloureds and whites and also delicates and heavies need their own washes too.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 09:21:12 ago (+5/-0)

Oh, you do proper laundry.

Man style means "all my stuff in, long wash on cold". Towels are seperate, since I'm not a complete animal.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 09:51:07 ago (+1/-0)

You forgot step 2 of man style - shove everything in dryer high heat.

Once a week laundry was going down to the river days. Undergarments daily but the bigger items you had to go down there and do it.

washing machines were the devils invention. Theres an article somewhere about how appliances ruined everything wonder if it can still be found.


[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 10:01:30 ago (+2/-0)

Step 2 was deleted after I shrunk all my own underwear. Granted, 12 year old me was thinking "I want to wear them sooner, so warmer should make it happen".

Kid has a comforter that takes HOURS to dry since it shouldn't be on any higher than medium.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 2 monthsFeb 4, 2024 23:36:25 ago (+2/-0)

Posted on MATRIX Credited you!

[ - ] NeedleStack [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 4, 2024 23:59:52 ago (+2/-0)

Hi. What's MATRIX?

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 00:08:39 ago (+2/-0)

https://matrix.gvid.tv/

It's an upstart message board in the image of VOAT. @X0X7 runs it. Stop by make an account, It's admittedly slow in volume, but there has been an up swing of new accounts coming through. Allot of original users of VOAT/Upgoat veterans.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 06:10:47 ago (+2/-0)

Just signed up. Looks pretty alright.

[ - ] Rowdybme -1 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 01:54:44 ago (+2/-3)

A list an incel created to justify being alone and jacking off all day

[ - ] PhantomXLII -2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 01:26:55 ago (+2/-4)

Why post this? It won't ever be followed. Those days are dead and gone, and women offer nothing.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 19:52:43 ago (+1/-0)

Well personly like pussy. I also enjoy having a pretty woman by my side when I walk in public. I also enjoy having good food made for me and I also enjoy having a woman raise my kids. Blow jobs are also nice too.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 2 monthsFeb 5, 2024 20:45:28 ago (+1/-0)

Great. So you like sluts and maids.

They're both distasteful to me.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2 monthsFeb 8, 2024 04:49:09 ago (+0/-0)

I have a wife. You just jack off alot.