Got sick, so I'll take this opportunity to share my cure-all recipe - Upgoat

Got sick, so I'll take this opportunity to share my cure-all recipe
submitted by Kozel to Health 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 03:40:54 ago (+8/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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Caught some sickness, makes my throat hurt when I swallow. Probably fluvid. Anyway, I have a recipe that fixes all types of flu like sicknesses. Here it is:

Ingredients:
- Water to fill a pot or thermos
- Black Tea
- Chamomile flowers (optional)
- Marigold flowers (optional)
- Lemons
- Honey

Preperation:

1. Boil water, or put boiling water into a thermos
2. Put two lemons per 1000ml
3. Put enough honey so you can drink it because now it is sour
4. Add the rest of the ingredients and boil or let sit for at least an hour
5. Strain and drink hot. Drink all of it. At least twice a day.

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[ - ] clymer 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 06:46:52 ago (+1/-0)

Here in NH, I walk the woods until I happen across some Chaga fungus growing on a white or yellow birch tree. Simmer some of that for an hour, makes an earthy tea that is loaded with antioxidants

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/integrative-medicine/herbs/chaga-mushroom

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 12:48:25 ago (+0/-0)

I have chaga in there but i don't usually put it because I don't usually have it

When not sick I sometimes brew it over night in a thermos wrapped in blanket

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 13:42:09 ago (+1/-0)

I had the flu around 12/14 years ago. It really sucked, so I decided not to get it again. Same with colds. I've had a runny nose a few times, but overall am pretty happy with that decision. Think about it.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 20:25:41 ago (+1/-0)*

Genetically altered virus wont affect certain people. you got lucky and fell into a certain bracket.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 23:58:23 ago (+0/-0)

I will admit to an inordinate amount of luck.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 04:20:51 ago (+3/-1)

Why do europoors always post their disgusting concoctions?

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel [op] 4 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 12:52:22 ago (+4/-0)

Why do Americants use nyquil when they can boil plants in water?

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 12:53:10 ago (+0/-0)

For the taste, of course.

[ - ] rhy 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 10:02:18 ago (+2/-0)

Add garlic ginger and cayenne

[ - ] Panic 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 10:52:41 ago (+3/-0)

Most illnesses and infections are caused by intestial woes. I take a tablespoon of Food Grade Diatomaceous Earth in a class of orange juice. It pushes out all the bad stuff same day. Suddenly feel well.

https://www.chewy.com/harris-food-grade-diatomaceous-earth/dp/226387?utm_term=&gad_source=1

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 15:56:14 ago (+1/-0)

This is good advice.

Please be certain to use only food grade Diatomaceous Earth for medicinal purposes.

According to the Oregon Department of Environmental Quality, excessive exposure (for 40 hours a week over a prolonged period of time) to calcined (heated) non-food grade DE can cause silicosis and even cancer.

https://www.diatomaceousearth.com/blogs/learning-center/be-sure-to-follow-these-de-safety-precautions

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 12:49:06 ago (+0/-0)

If I could find my bentonite clay... Will try some charcoal. Thanks for advice.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 05:17:47 ago (+5/-0)

Dude get better soon. That shit looks fuckin nasty.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 12:46:37 ago (+1/-0)

just tastes like tea

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2024 13:36:23 ago (+1/-0)

Meyers lemons, or the super sour ones?