I had a tiger shark surface right beside me when I was in the ocean last year and I might've said "FUCK YOU!" or something to that effect. It flipped real hard and splashed me like a total dick wad. Years ago, a great white thought I was gonna be its lunch! Imagine that. I was like nuh uh, nigger and waited it out and got to the beach.
Rubbing fecal matter into the eyes and gills of sharks that big works too. Don't worry, if you run into a great white that size, there'll be fecal matter available.
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Let @bosunmoon know (unless it's a dude).
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Don't worry, if you run into a great white that size, there'll be fecal matter available.