Rubbing fecal matter into the eyes and gills of sharks that big works too. Don't worry, if you run into a great white that size, there'll be fecal matter available.
I had a tiger shark surface right beside me when I was in the ocean last year and I might've said "FUCK YOU!" or something to that effect. It flipped real hard and splashed me like a total dick wad. Years ago, a great white thought I was gonna be its lunch! Imagine that. I was like nuh uh, nigger and waited it out and got to the beach.
[ + ] Puller_of_Noses
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Don't worry, if you run into a great white that size, there'll be fecal matter available.
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Let @bosunmoon know (unless it's a dude).
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