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Good news: Super-Viagra. Bad news: Super-Viagra

submitted by Panic to Australia 1.3 yearsJan 30, 2024 07:34:56 ago (+7/-2)     (www.nzherald.co.nz)

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/darwin-australia-man-escapes-jail-for-exposing-his-penis-at-hungry-jacks-after-super-viagra-orgy/3SJODTXZQFDKTMH6J24CH3FEEI/

The substance, which contains multiple erectile dysfunction medicines, promises on the packet to “give a man an erection that lasts for days”.

“It had the desired effect,” Maley noted.

After enjoying his time with “a number of young ladies”, 51-year-old Richardson reportedly remained rigid and, when his penis began to split, “started to panic”.


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[ - ] Sheitstrom 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 30, 2024 11:06:50 ago (+3/-0)

It's kind of like English. It sort of felt familiar. I'm guessing some kind of degenerate devolved chav-boggin-aussie hybrid language.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 30, 2024 09:20:31 ago (+2/-0)

David Richardson, a farrier from Humpty Doo, pleaded guilty last week in Darwin Local Court and was given a good behaviour bond

That is funnier than it has any right being.