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[ - ] dassar 3 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 22:09:48 ago (+3/-0)

Fck off neri . Archive your globohomo MSM nonsense.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2024 00:26:43 ago (+0/-1)

Hi dass. I have a veggie patch overflowing with cucumbers. How come you can't grow anything?

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 22:00:40 ago (+1/-0)

Of course you grow your own cucumbers - no wonder you have a collapsed sphincter.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 23:29:16 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf dass! What's the connection? Anyway my system seems to have self-corrected and I'm near normal again. Because you're a doc I can tell you things others would find squeamish. I think I had a semi-blocked bowel (impacted poo) and I think the culprit was cheese. I'm lactose intolerant and started eating not only a new type of cheese but a lot of it. Ever notice, doc, how we find things about ourselves so interesting but other folk would say: TMI/Overshare?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2024 13:49:31 ago (+1/-0)

Sure they can, they go to war, their women get to have brown kids and you get to pay for them as per court order.

Everybody in the Synagoge wins.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 19:16:37 ago (+2/-0)

Not only can they stand up, they can even stand taller in those high heels.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 19:22:18 ago (+1/-1)

A pox on you for mocking Britannia!

[ - ] Lordbananafist 2 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 19:42:17 ago (+2/-0)

Flashed all their sabres bare,
Flashed as they turned in air


Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.


Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right through the line they broke;


Cossack and Russian
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.


Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 21:26:41 ago (+0/-1)

Phwoar!Now ya talkin'!

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 22:21:57 ago (+0/-0)

I’m looking for more modern poems. I guess nothing rhymes with Basra.

Would you like a Gunga-din?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 22:32:38 ago (+0/-0)

I beg your pardon!

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 22:36:50 ago (+0/-0)

Are you kidding!!! Cmon man!

Gunga Din!!
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46783/gunga-din

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 22:38:40 ago (+0/-0)

Oh! Sorry.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 19:49:57 ago (+0/-0)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuYwIp5XIAYxQs2.jpg

I hear they're fierce on the bedfield.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -3 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 21:29:08 ago (+0/-3)

Dude you should be ashamed of yourself. I'll be talking to your parents about whether your on-line activities should be curtailed. The Brits held out against the Nazis like no other, save Russia.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 20:30:46 ago (+1/-0)

They're both equally shitty militaries.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 22:40:13 ago (+0/-0)

One has 11 time zones tho.