Muh hamburger pattie! Half an onion and a whole jalapeño, above and below on this 3/4lb grass fed beef! And some garlic. - Upgoat

Muh hamburger pattie! Half an onion and a whole jalapeño, above and below on this 3/4lb grass fed beef! And some garlic.
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 21:11:11 ago (+16/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] soupnazi 11 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 22:54:19 ago (+11/-0)

Um, your patty split so I'm hoping that's not going on a burger.

Also you will get more flavor out of your veggies if you cook them at least a little bit on a fresh hot skillet on high heat. Same with the burger when flipped. Meaning the both deserve some separate cooking. How are you going to get a good sear on the other side if it can't make clean contact with the pan?

Basically better instructions: Cook the veggies a little bit on their own, high heat with a touch of oil. Take them out. Reheat the pan to temperature. Get two sears on your burger real quick. Put your veggies back in if you want them to cook more or have flavors blend while cooking the burger at a lower temperature to an appropriate temperature in the center.

It's just fucking intuitive cooking mate. (That will be my catch phase when I have a cooking show).

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:01:34 ago (+3/-0)

Tell 'em what you really wanted to say.... No soup,FOR YOU!

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:57:20 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks for all your concern, but it turned out just fine.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 9 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 04:37:36 ago (+9/-0)

Nigger are you retarded? How are you going to get a sear on the meat with all that bullshit on top? You're just going to steam the patty and get no maillard reaction.

Non stick? Get the fuck out of here. Cast iron or seasoned stainless is the only way to go.

Take this shit back to /r/cooking

[ - ] Jack_Mehoff 5 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 22:57:46 ago (+5/-0)

First time cooking hamburgers?

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 4 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 22:33:55 ago (+4/-0)

What the fuck is going on here? So all the toppings just fuckoff when you flip it? Why didn't you just mix it all into the meat, and make a big batch of it. Why the fuck aren't you cooking it on a BBQ?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 22:42:26 ago (+6/-0)

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65b705f130446&commentid=65b7109e194dc

it explains everything.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:58:23 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:34:10 ago (+3/-0)

I like mine with mushrooms and baby swiss.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 21:33:19 ago (+3/-0)

Nice!

One suggestion I'll offer is that if you're going stove-top, it's hard to beat a cast Iron skillet.

They get rocket hot, which can put a great sear on a burger or steak.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 21:40:46 ago (+3/-0)

When we did the kitchen remodel we bought all these fancy clad pans. That was a $200 Heston pan in that pic, I have a whole set of those as well as the stainless clad from that brand. My cast iron is in the gust house and I have yet to bring it back out for this kind of thing. I literally was thinking cast iron when I made this patty. Maybe next time.

[ + ] TheYiddler

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 23:03:40 ago (+2/-0)

$200 for a non stick. What a waste. Those things are disposable. The nonstick coating will wear off within a couple years of regular use. And possibly give you cancer.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 01:00:01 ago (+3/-0)

The value of money is relative to your ability to make money.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:03:55 ago (+2/-0)*

Just getting ready to bust his nuts on that! I thought for sure he'da been a cast iron guy!
EDIT: Maybe his wrists aren't strong enough for cast iron. LOL! I Decided to bust his nuts anyway!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 21:23:11 ago (+2/-0)

Needs olives

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 23:43:59 ago (+2/-0)

Yuck no

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 22:04:32 ago (+1/-0)

Well that's one less cow to stink up the planet farting. AOC will be so relieved! And jealous of that awesome looking burger!

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:03:14 ago (+2/-0)

Jealous? Why? Her puss-hole looks just like that.

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

I don't even wanna know how you know that! 😂

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 11:14:39 ago (+0/-0)

when a city fag tries to do something he thinks is masculine but he does it wrong and posts about it online anyway for attention.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 22:25:08 ago (+1/-0)

City fag? Seriously dude, I live in the middle of Northern California ag land. The closest town has 900 people in it. Go fuck yourself.

[ + ] goatfugee12

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 13:56:43 ago (+0/-0)

so rural fag, either way if you think posting pics of your food, especially improperly prepared, is internet worthy you are without a doubt a giant effeminate faggot.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 22:01:19 ago (+1/-0)

You know, pretty much everyone here likes me. It seems you’re not fitting in much. Again. Fuck off.

[ + ] goatfugee12

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 2 monthsJan 31, 2024 08:15:52 ago (+0/-0)

the fact that matters to you proves you're a massive faggot. plus the top 5 replies are shitting on you... lol

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 31, 2024 22:30:29 ago (+0/-0)

True as can be. I just do what I want and don’t really care if you like it. I wasn’t inviting you to dinner anyway. Again, fuck off.
And, I’m still pretty well liked around here.

[ + ] goatfugee12

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 2 monthsFeb 1, 2024 11:28:28 ago (+0/-0)

if you didn't care what I thought you wouldn't have responded so much.

if you didn't care what the other people thought you wouldn't keep saying "im well liked"

you are a MASSIVE FAGGOT who cares a lot about what internet strangers think of you, and you are a MASSIVE FAGGOT who lies about not caring.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 22:25:21 ago (+1/-0)

City fag? Seriously dude, I live in the middle of Northern California ag land. The closest town has 900 people in it. Go fuck yourself.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 09:50:57 ago (+0/-0)

Use a tea saucer to shape your burger, next time. Also, cook the toppings in a separate pan, or on the sides of the burger pan.

Additionally, preheat your pan. Burger should sizzle when it hits metal.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 22:51:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Oldguynewname 0 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 21:52:01 ago (+0/-0)

Where do you get your meat from?

If I remember correctly you live in Oklahoma like me.

We got to wheelers meat market on 44th I think.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 01:01:55 ago (+1/-0)

I’m in Nor Cal.

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 03:27:33 ago (+1/-0)

The Beef Initiative can hook you up with local ranchers who don't vaccinate.

[ - ] Ragnar -2 points 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 23:43:41 ago (+0/-2)

Remove the jalapeños to make it edible for humans

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:04:24 ago (+3/-1)

Fresh jalapenos are rarely very hot. FYI

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 09:55:33 ago (+0/-0)

I tried a fresh jalapeño on a burger once, disgusting made me red and my eyes were watering.
I have a cousin who thinks it’s manly to eat jalapeños. He’s not very bright and a loser like you guys on this thread.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 10:09:09 ago (+0/-0)

It doesnt have to be spicy. Roast it and deseed it.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 13:44:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker -1 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 03:27:02 ago (+0/-1)

My ancestors conquered the world in search of spices, thank you very much.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 09:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

Spices like cinnamon not heat like animals

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 10:10:51 ago (+0/-0)

You're complaining about jalapenos being hot and then throwing around cinnamon around like its not.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 13:45:44 ago (+0/-0)

Use a pinch or a dash, like a human. Don’t dump the whole jar in, dumb lupita

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 13:58:45 ago (+0/-0)

When you're done telling me your girls pet names for you quit being a pussy and use cinnamon like a man.

I only like my cinnamon sugared.- ragnar

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsJan 29, 2024 16:44:30 ago (+0/-0)

Spice is supposed to be used in dashes and sprinkles. Your beaniness won’t be able to grasp the concept of subtlety

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Muh hamburger pattie! Half an onion and a whole jalapeño, above and below on this 3/4lb grass fed beef! And some garlic. submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 21:11:11 ago (+16/-1) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/5nes7w.jpeg

Muh hamburger pattie! Half an onion and a whole jalapeño, above and below on this 3/4lb grass fed beef! And some garlic.
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 2 monthsJan 28, 2024 21:11:11 ago (+16/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/5nes7w.jpeg