A man arrives home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he stumbles through the doorway of his house, his angry wife snaps at him, “What’s the big idea coming home half drunk?” - Upgoat

A man arrives home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he stumbles through the doorway of his house, his angry wife snaps at him, “What’s the big idea coming home half drunk?”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 09:10:02 ago (+19/-1) (Jokes)

The man replies, “I’m sorry, honey. I ran out of cash.”

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 09:45:29 ago (+0/-0)

How many stones did she qegh?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 00:44:23 ago (+0/-0)

19.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 09:46:12 ago (+2/-0)

Ans she smothered him weighing twice as much.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 09:47:06 ago (+3/-0)

All women in england weugh 3x as much as you if youre lucky