My wallet is like an onion - Upgoat

My wallet is like an onion
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 13:15:52 ago (+18/-1) (Jokes)

Whenever I open it, it makes me cry.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 18:46:46 ago (+3/-0)

Threw away my last wallet in the early 90s. A wallet is a massive single point of failure.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 18:54:16 ago (+2/-0)

The new in trend thing is a square brown wallet.

Story is you can't find them anymore. I dont believe it for a second but if thats what you threw away then thats a shame. Some 20 year old girl is out there just looking to throw her life savings at anyone who has one of those vintage 90's wallets laying around.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 20:38:37 ago (+0/-0)

Crafted from genuine cork, the petite yet practical vegan wallet offers plenty of card slots,

I don't think we had such things back then. Or I didn't, was just a black leather folding wallet. Hopefully her life savings aren't from OF.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 21, 2024 08:56:47 ago (+1/-0)

life savings from OF

from 0 to 100

lets say one of these girls finds this wallet.. why is it a "single point of failure"?

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 21, 2024 12:58:41 ago (+0/-0)

Just saw that 20 yo girls genuine leather square brown wallet with RFID blocking on TEMU for $6.98.

First reason to dump it is sitting with a lump under one side of your butt twists your posture. Second was there's no need to carry all that extra stuff containing life details. 3 cards and some folding money replaces the whole wallet. A front door key and a phone completes the basic EDC.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 14:10:52 ago (+2/-0)

$9.11

Work until your bank account is a phone number!

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 15:04:05 ago (+1/-0)

Don't forget to pay your taxes!

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 15:15:37 ago (+1/-0)

Don't tell me how to live my life.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 17:22:03 ago (+0/-0)

You should write a song.