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The End of An Era: After 14 Years Of Being a Strict Vegetarian, I Had Some Roast Beef With Lunch

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Food 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 15:01:43 ago (+20/-1)     (Food)

People ask me why I did it.

I told them that I told myself to do something different that I hadn't done in a very long time, so it was either this or get my dick sucked by a midget


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[ - ] deleted 8 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 15:27:38 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] MichaelStewart 2 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 21:06:16 ago (+2/-0)

Seriously, OP needs to eat real food.

Veggie burgers are niggermeat sandwiches.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 23:17:15 ago (+1/-0)

Arby's beef curtain ???

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 6 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 16:34:23 ago (+6/-0)

I eat more red meat than ever just to spite the juden. Kweenz Goy sticking it to the kikes like never before!

[ - ] HeyJames 5 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 16:17:15 ago (+5/-0)

My question is how the hell did you get so fat without eating animal products? Are you eating just pure candy and olive oil pasta?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 6 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 16:49:58 ago (+6/-0)

Oreos are vegetarian. Being a vegan/vegetarian is just an excuse to eat dessert all the time.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 3 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 18:06:24 ago (+3/-0)

Herbivores are the largest land animals.

OP is like bovine with chubby hands rather than hooves

Also, dinosaurs

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 19:06:50 ago (+0/-0)

But the largest creatures to ever exist, whales, are carnivores. They aren't eating seaweed.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 23:18:17 ago (+1/-0)

Come on man, they are just big boned !! ...

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 3 monthsJan 20, 2024 01:09:02 ago (+1/-0)

But the ones eating proper meat are the smaller half. Krill almost don't count.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3 monthsJan 20, 2024 01:05:50 ago (+0/-0)*

Not everything is dessert. Doritos are vegetarian. And mayo. I haven't seen too many desert dishes with mayo, but suppose we couldn't stop them.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 22:41:37 ago (+0/-0)

It’s the soy. And Doritos.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 3 monthsJan 20, 2024 00:16:18 ago (+0/-0)

All the vegetarians I know are fat women. They eat hummus and pita bread and shit all the time.

[ - ] fnbs 3 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 18:10:32 ago (+3/-0)

Not eating meat is the most faggot thing ive ever heard of... lol

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 23:19:09 ago (+0/-0)

Aside from butt fcking and sucking d ????

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 15:15:34 ago (+3/-0)

You've never had your dick sucked by a midget?

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 15:20:40 ago (+5/-0)

" I told myself to do something different that I hadn't done in a very long time, so it was either this or get my dick sucked by a midget"

[something different that I hadn't done in a very long time,]

Oh he's done it. It's just been a long time!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 15:28:18 ago (+4/-0)

Nah. Just kidding. I had considered it.

[ - ] GreenSaint -2 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 17:04:43 ago (+1/-3)

Let me see your dick

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 22:42:38 ago (+0/-0)

Its a midget dick, hard to see.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 23:20:46 ago (+1/-0)

Everything is small if the one holding it has huge af man hands !!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 23:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

🤣🤣

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 15:08:07 ago (+3/-0)

Might as well try it before it becomes not meat.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 16:11:28 ago (+2/-0)

Hitler would not approve.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 18:41:10 ago (+1/-1)

The man's only saving grace.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 19:18:34 ago (+0/-0)

Pff! You have to admit he had serious sartorial skills as well.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 21:19:47 ago (+2/-1)


Did you mean to say sartorial?

adjective
relating to tailoring, clothes, or style of dress.
"sartorial elegance" [Library Service]

or

"oratorical" connected with skillful and effective public speaking.[Library Service]

Either way...some basis for you comment imo.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 21:30:43 ago (+1/-0)

That too!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 22:43:40 ago (+0/-0)

Quite astute. I mean, even knowing to look it up.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 20:09:56 ago (+0/-0)

hitler wasn't a vegetarian, he became one later because doctors recommended it due to stomach problems or something

[ - ] dassar -1 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 23:21:56 ago (+0/-1)

Um, like So he was a vegetarian ?!?!?.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod -1 points 3 monthsJan 20, 2024 00:40:24 ago (+0/-1)

No. Don't reply like a redditor faggot.

[ - ] dassar -1 points 3 monthsJan 20, 2024 02:17:41 ago (+0/-1)

It's not that deep man, you just confirmed he was a vegetarian.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 3 monthsJan 20, 2024 02:55:15 ago (+0/-0)

okay, so u just want to argue like a redditor faggot. redditor faggot confirmed.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 18:24:40 ago (+1/-0)

Why not have both

[ - ] beece 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 15:15:40 ago (+1/-0)

Welcome back!

[ - ] Autismo 0 points 3 monthsJan 20, 2024 10:50:35 ago (+0/-0)

a morbidly obese vegetarian that works at a hotel in queens top kek.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3 monthsJan 20, 2024 04:43:41 ago (+0/-0)

Impossible, no one gets as fat as you are while eating only vegetarian food. No where near enough calories to sustain your weight unless you eat massive amounts of food and I know your two job, jew York city budget couldn't afford that much food.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 23:57:38 ago (+0/-0)

You can still get your dick sucked by a midget

@patriotNiggerfaggot

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 22:40:51 ago (+0/-0)

I didn’t know you had been a vegetarian. How do you feel after some proper protein?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 18:39:44 ago (+0/-0)

I am very, very disappointed with you. We all are.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 17:37:06 ago (+0/-0)

lol, veggietarded.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 17:15:24 ago (+0/-0)

Why the fuck would you ever stop eating meat?!

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 18:40:17 ago (+0/-1)

Awareness.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 18:48:31 ago (+2/-0)

kys paul

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 23:22:34 ago (+0/-0)

Fck off neri !!