I'm sick of explaining it - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

I'm sick of explaining it
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to SoapboxBanhammer 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 11:46:33 ago (+7/-2) (SoapboxBanhammer)

Bitch, I don't scratch my balls because they itch. No! I scratch'em because IT. FEELS. GOOD.

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 11:54:20 ago (+5/-0)

I told a girlfriend once that you never get done scratching your balls. You just pause because you have to.

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 20:50:01 ago (+0/-0)

Why is this so funny? Damn old coot still got it.

[ - ] boogeyman 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 13:20:09 ago (+0/-0)

Get a nylon washcloth.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 14:39:29 ago (+2/-0)

Scratching one's head is a sign of mental deterioration...scratching one's balls is a sign of mental proliferation

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 21:12:33 ago (+0/-0)

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