What is the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day? - Upgoat

What is the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Jokes 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 11:36:54 ago (+19/-1) (Jokes)

On St. Patricks Day, everyone wants to be Irish!

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 13:32:32 ago (+2/-0)

What do St Patrick’s Day and MLK day have in common.

The nogs don’t work on either day.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 14:05:42 ago (+2/-0)

What does MLK and any other day of the week have in common?

[ - ] 2Drunk 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 12:25:53 ago (+6/-0)

On nigger day I want to hang me a nigger.