I approached a woman in a bar last night and seductively said, “Hi Darlin’, I’d love to get inside your pants.” - Upgoat

I approached a woman in a bar last night and seductively said, “Hi Darlin’, I’d love to get inside your pants.”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 10:03:15 ago (+6/-0) (Jokes)

She replied, "No thanks, there's already an asshole in there."

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 10:30:50 ago (+3/-0)

So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

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I approached a woman in a bar last night and seductively said, “Hi Darlin’, I’d love to get inside your pants.” submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 10:03:15 ago (+6/-0) (Jokes)

I approached a woman in a bar last night and seductively said, “Hi Darlin’, I’d love to get inside your pants.”
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.3 yearsJan 14, 2024 10:03:15 ago (+6/-0) (Jokes)