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Hasidic jew Climbing Out of a Sewer Grate Like a Rat

submitted by Scyber to Jews 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 03:25:10 ago (+64/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/e1vktz.webm

This was at the jew building where all the tunnels were found.
Funniest video I've seen all year and it's only the 2nd week of January XD.


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[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 21 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 06:58:30 ago (+21/-0)

All that effort for a penny.

[ - ] didyouknow 13 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 05:36:22 ago (+13/-0)

LOL. A literal sewer rat.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 10, 2024 02:28:40 ago (+0/-0)

"Daddy, where do sewer jews come from."

"Well Sally, when two or more sewer jews feel comfortable in their natural habitat, down in a hole under the earth, with nothing else to do ...

"Male jews reach sexual maturity at about 6 to 10 weeks; females at 8 to 12 weeks. The average gestation time is 21 to 23 days, with the usual litter size being anywhere from 8 to 18."

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 11 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 10:34:28 ago (+11/-0)

Rumor is he tried to cheat the ninja turtles out of a pizza

[ - ] goatfugee12 10 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 08:10:06 ago (+10/-0)

was this one in the kid raping tunnels while they were clearing it out and had to crawl out of their "rape escape" hatch?

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 07:02:01 ago (+9/-0)

The more you observe these...what word to use...? Things...? The more they seem like something out of a weird nightmare. You know? Not the kind of nightmare where you're being chased by some scary monster that could rip your limbs off, but, rather, the kind of nightmare where you find yourself surrounded by a group of people so fucking "off" that it sort of makes you realize something's wrong, and then you realize you're having a nightmare and actually wake up.

I swear it's the hats.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 13:43:08 ago (+4/-0)

They are definitely uncanny creatures. From their sallow skin, their misproportioned facial features, their movements, to even their smell- they're just really fucking creepy, and that's before diving past the superficial and into their mental workings. Real life skinwalkers.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 06:24:54 ago (+9/-0)

Missed opportunity. For a minute there it was at the perfect height to give it a good fuckin kick in the nose.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 07:25:28 ago (+6/-0)

I was thinking the same thing. Or stomping on his head.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 11:14:46 ago (+2/-0)

Also missed opportunity for a waffle stomp.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 17:14:26 ago (+0/-0)

I was actually hoping for street-shitters!
Or a whole bunch of sewage.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 07:48:16 ago (+6/-0)

You can't make this shit up

[ - ] green_man 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 14:51:48 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 19:44:50 ago (+0/-0)

110? Rats kicked them out.

[ - ] nipo 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 18:25:55 ago (+0/-0)

🎶 🎶 Well I was robbed, I had no job when before that I had three. Parasites and sodomites did claim their victory. They told me of my privilege like I was royalty and would you guess who was leading them all along?

Because the RATS ain't hidin' in the walls no more. They've made their case to show their face, let's push them out the door. See them as they hurry and they beat their drums of war, no the RATS ain't hidin' no more. 🎶 🎶

[ - ] NamelessOne 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 9, 2024 17:01:04 ago (+0/-0)

I lost sleep last night hating on those rat fuck tunnel kikes. Kill them all