So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says “Teacher, I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is.” She replies, “Okay, meet me after class and we’ll settle it.” But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students leave the classroom, Johnny makes his guess. “Blue.” “Nope. You got it wrong,” she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn’t wearing any underwear. “Well come with me out to my dads car, he’s waiting for me, and I’ll get you the money.” She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: “That motherfucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he’d see your pussy before the end of the day!”
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender "I bet $100 I can piss in that cup from across the room".
The bartender looks at him like he's nuts and says with a laugh "Oh, ok buddy. You got yourself a deal." The mans walks across the room, pulls down his zipper and pisses all over the customers, the tables, the bar, everything except the cup. The man walks back over to the bartender who says, "Hahaha alright then, pay up."
The man pays him the money and turns back around laughing hysterically. So, the bartender asks, "You just lost $100. Why are you laughing?" The man turns around to the bartender, "You see that man over there? I bet him $1000 I could piss all over you and the bar and that you would be happy and laughing about it."
[ + ] Panic
[ - ] Panic 2 points 4 monthsJan 7, 2024 12:15:36 ago (+2/-0)
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender "I bet $100 I can piss in that cup from across the room".
The bartender looks at him like he's nuts and says with a laugh "Oh, ok buddy. You got yourself a deal." The mans walks across the room, pulls down his zipper and pisses all over the customers, the tables, the bar, everything except the cup. The man walks back over to the bartender who says, "Hahaha alright then, pay up."
The man pays him the money and turns back around laughing hysterically. So, the bartender asks, "You just lost $100. Why are you laughing?" The man turns around to the bartender, "You see that man over there? I bet him $1000 I could piss all over you and the bar and that you would be happy and laughing about it."
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 1 point 4 monthsJan 6, 2024 17:06:50 ago (+1/-0)
You win some you lose some.