What Did Stephen Hawking Said to the Underage Girls Who Refused to Have Sex With Him On Epstein's Island? - Upgoat

What Did Stephen Hawking Said to the Underage Girls Who Refused to Have Sex With Him On Epstein's Island?
submitted by Scyber to Jokes 1.4 yearsJan 5, 2024 15:09:48 ago (+7/-2) (Jokes)

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Just Roll With It.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 7 points 1.4 yearsJan 5, 2024 16:23:51 ago (+7/-0)

"eat your vegetables"

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 5, 2024 20:18:49 ago (+2/-0)

It takes talent and originality to make me laugh out loud at something on the Internet.
Congratulations.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 5, 2024 16:28:57 ago (+1/-0)

Shame on you.

[ - ] bossman131 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 5, 2024 19:32:50 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 5, 2024 21:53:19 ago (+1/-0)

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"you look sweeter than 3.14"

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 5, 2024 21:54:21 ago (+1/-0)

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"Even with this wheel-chair, I’d still fall for you."

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 5, 2024 21:56:06 ago (+0/-0)

"I'm attracted to underage girls, so by the laws of physics, you must be attracted to me" --stephen hawking