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Update On My Stolen Bike

submitted by NedsHead to UpliftingNews 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 16:54:31 ago (+14/-1)     (UpliftingNews)

So,

A bloke I work with has some connections with ice smoking crack heads and stolen goods.

My bike was delivered to me midnight last night while I was at work for the $1500 reward.

There's about 700 extra kilometers on the odometer, bark busters missing, mirrors missing, ignition fucked (obviously) and some scratches and what not.

https://files.catbox.moe/acm9sk.jpg


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[ - ] BushChuck 10 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 19:44:05 ago (+11/-1)

Why didn't you just shoot the thieves?

I know you want this to feel like a win, but dude. You paid money for your own bike?

You're just encouraging more of this shit with your pussy behaviour.

This fucking nigger has probably already done this again.

Fuck you.

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 16:41:15 ago (+0/-0)*

By the time I found who took the bike it would be in another state and never seen again, it had already changed hands into that world, I'm still hunting for the thief, I'll get my revenge. and the guy who recovered the bike is also hunting him, that's how he found the bike and realised we work together and brought it to me, he's also opportunistic and cashed in on his knowledge and contacts, I can't blame him for that, I wouldn't do that to someone myself, but thats what some people are like.

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 16:43:58 ago (+0/-0)

Also, fuck you faggot

[ - ] Anus_Expander 8 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 19:40:42 ago (+8/-0)

Your coworker stole it

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 16:45:39 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, he's up the ladder from petty crime, and we work opposite shifts, never even cross paths

[ - ] SumerBreeze 7 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 17:33:41 ago (+7/-0)

You gonna stamp your rides with a low cost GPS tag from now on. Find it later with your phone. Burn down and melt hearts ♥️

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 16:47:14 ago (+0/-0)

It would have saved soo much time and the cost of a middle man

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 22:25:51 ago (+4/-0)

You paid $1500....to get your own bike back.... from niggers.....

You gave them exactly what they wanted, and showed them that they can get away with it, and they'll probably do this again if they haven't already.

You've proven to them you're an easy mark by giving in to their demands. They WILL fuck you over again. Next time they might just kill you.

You will have nobody but yourself to blame.

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 16:54:17 ago (+0/-0)

Sadly it's White niggers doing the theft around here, they move their stolen gear up the ladder for meth, and the pigs are in on it, if I catch any of them at my house they're getting a state forest burial, I was caught off guard and paid the price. never again

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 18:13:49 ago (+4/-0)

Sorry to hear it was stolen. Our Societies are overrun with thieves.

[ - ] Thatguy 4 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 17:30:03 ago (+5/-1)

No bike is worth $1500 first you bought it for whatever outrageous price, and then you payed $1500 to get it back. I’ve ridden a lot of bikes, nothing pressed my ass that was worth that much. I would rather walk.

[ - ] Dr_Mx 7 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 18:32:45 ago (+7/-0)

Yeah he just paid a ransom not a reward.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 17:50:24 ago (+2/-0)

I'd pay $1500 to get my old BMW R 75/5 back.

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 21:00:55 ago (+1/-0)

Similar situation? lot's of faggots here talking tough

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 21:24:41 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, I crashed that bike and sold it to some guy for cheap. It was hypothetically fixable, but was more of a parts bike at that point.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 19:59:04 ago (+3/-1)

ignition fucked

I think he's talking about a motorcycle. Plenty of motorcycles are worth well in excess of $1,500.

Also, high-end mountain bikes can also be worth more than a measly $1,500. Especially for high-end athletic competitions.

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 16:21:15 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I missed that part, but comment about pedal bicycles still stand.

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 15:57:29 ago (+0/-0)

Actually it's worth about $10,000 here in Australia, and $1500 is less than a weeks wage for me, so it was wright off the 10k or work a few days for nothing and get it back.

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 5, 2024 17:38:32 ago (+0/-0)

"No bike is worth $1500" you must be retarded

[ - ] chrimony 3 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 22:54:00 ago (+3/-0)

Uplifting news? This is pure faggotry. I'd rather torch property stolen from me than pay to get it back. I can only laugh at whatever gets stolen next.

[ - ] jsac 2 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 06:47:57 ago (+2/-0)

mehhh.... DRZ.. you woulda been better off taking the insurance payout and buying a real bike.

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 20:59:29 ago (+0/-0)

No insurance, forgot to pay it

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 04:49:41 ago (+0/-0)

What dirtbike would be better suited for the Aussie bush and steep washed out fire trails?

[ - ] jsac 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2024 04:14:50 ago (+0/-0)

Almost any........

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 23:09:36 ago (+1/-0)

And this is why white people lose.

[ - ] Localuser 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 20:13:09 ago (+1/-0)

What if they steal it again?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 13:04:47 ago (+2/-0)

Then he'll pay them $1500 again.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 17:07:31 ago (+1/-0)

That's remarkable. Who's the culprits? Gypsies?

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 17:09:11 ago (+3/-0)

I bet it was them SHANTY IRISH!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 17:26:12 ago (+1/-0)

Travelers? I didn't know they were real. Thought they were the tiny people that tied ted danson down

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 17:33:51 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 18:19:15 ago (+1/-0)

Rolf Harris. That name rings a bell

[ - ] Panic 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 11:17:24 ago (+0/-0)

He was convicted in England in 2014 of the sexual assault of four underage girls, which effectively ended his career.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 17:47:19 ago (+0/-0)

Travelers? I didn't know they were real. Thought they were the tiny people that tied ted danson down

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 17:49:27 ago (+0/-0)

no u

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 18:18:36 ago (+0/-0)

Oh okay

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 01:56:26 ago (+1/-1)

Glad you got it back. Put a tracking device on it

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 3 monthsJan 3, 2024 21:52:05 ago (+1/-1)

Impressive you got it back congrats! Looks like fun!

[ - ] NedsHead [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 16:08:19 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah not many people get them back around here, I was lazy and didn't pay the insurance so it would have been a total loss and another 10k on a new bike. better than nothing...

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 17:21:02 ago (+1/-0)

I recently had $250 worth of tools stolen from that I left at site that had a ton of security and cameras, yet some f'er stole em anyways. And even though we're like 99% sure we know who did it, there was no cameras specifically on the tools. And technically it could have been 2 other people.

I lost a ton of time redoing that f'ers work because they came in and completely did nothing.

This country is literally a shit hole now.