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A Pregnant Woman Went Into Labor and Suddenly Began Shouting...

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 10 monthsJan 3, 2024 06:20:07 ago (+17/-0)     (Jokes)

“Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”


“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”


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[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 2 points 10 monthsJan 3, 2024 11:25:32 ago (+2/-0)

Boo!

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 10 monthsJan 3, 2024 09:05:52 ago (+2/-0)

Hah.

[ - ] localsal 1 point 10 monthsJan 3, 2024 09:31:21 ago (+1/-0)

I can't think of any, but using false contractions would be funny too.

A pregnant woman went to the hospital and shouted: (whatever)

Those are just false contractions.