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I Ordered A New Sail For My Boat...

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsJan 3, 2024 06:13:05 ago (+9/-0)     (Jokes)

...but a few days later I realized I'd ordered the wrong one. When I called to change the order, the woman said,


"I'm sorry, but that sail has shipped."


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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 3, 2024 11:08:24 ago (+1/-0)

Get a steamboat, willie

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 3, 2024 22:48:14 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 3, 2024 23:06:46 ago (+0/-0)

What's the polly Anna?

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 3, 2024 23:11:49 ago (+0/-0)

A hybrid steam/sail ship. Transitional tech from back when some steam ships still also had sails.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 3, 2024 23:15:21 ago (+0/-0)

Before steampunk there was sailpunk.

Tried looking it up. Is steely Dan somehow related?