nominating @dassar as Voat's Agony Aunt - Upgoat

nominating @dassar as Voat's Agony Aunt
submitted by paul_neri to Rants 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 20:29:44 ago (+4/-3) (Rants)

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[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 20:38:52 ago (+6/-0)

Prefer Fascinus - he has a more feminine side.

You are what you eat.

Guess we all know what that makes you.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 22:04:37 ago (+5/-0)

WHAT A DICK!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 22:18:57 ago (+3/-0)

Look! dassar has been there for me during my health condition (Haemorrhoids).He has proved to be very empathetic and it sometimes feels he's there with me in the Torture Chamber (aka toilet) telling me not to despair. I've endured 4 weeks of unrelenting discomfort/pain. dassar helped work out a diet regimen and things have definitely improved. Not out of the woods yet but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. None of the other bros have been as supportive as dassar and he's listened to me regarding other woes in my life. The guy has a facility for listening and being compassionate.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 22:57:57 ago (+3/-0)

*siblings (C'mon, Paul!)

If they get wind of your gender-specific sexism back in Oz...

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:32:01 ago (+2/-0)

Especially if you tell them! Dobber!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:10:52 ago (+2/-0)

I would imagine dassar is passing knowledge based on personal experience? I have nothing to offer as advice because I haven't experienced hemorrhoids. I can tell you about a broken back and shitty knees through!

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:32:01 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty sure our boy @paul_neri knows all about broken backs.

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[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:57:56 ago (+0/-0)

Reported.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:30:25 ago (+1/-0)

That's what I thought too. Broken back sounds horrific - MTB riding? Shitty knees. Yep can identify albeit mine self-repaired after an apparent injury. Took 12 months. I thought I'd never bike ride/mow a lawn again.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 10 monthsJan 3, 2024 08:22:23 ago (+1/-0)

MTB riding?

Nope. Sports, FedEx through college, then moving a mattress and twisting wrong herniated a disc that would never heal. Now the disc is gone and I have metal scaffolding on my vertebrae.

Don't fuck up your lower back - waiting for the day you'll inevitably be incontinent due to nerve deterioration is not fun.

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 10 monthsJan 3, 2024 00:05:52 ago (+2/-0)

And you have the balls to talk about someone else's feminine side?

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 10 monthsJan 3, 2024 00:39:39 ago (+2/-0)

You eat... gulp...pussy meat? A real man.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 10 monthsJan 3, 2024 06:35:36 ago (+3/-0)

'Pussymeat is not for me'---P Queeri 2023

[ - ] Thatguy 2 points 10 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:18:11 ago (+2/-0)

Let’s do whiney bitch next. I nominate me.

[ + ] paul_neri