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Try to help some n**** f****** make some money by pointing Bitcoin is ina halvening cycle this year which has always made it go up dramatically and you get people telling you that something that's now 10 years along and held by all major investment groups and has made more non Jews wealthy than any

submitted by Crackinjokes to anything 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 15:06:18 ago (+0/-1)     (anything)

Try to help some n** f**** make some money by pointing Bitcoin is in a halvening cycle this year which has always made it go up dramatically and you get people telling you that something that's now 10 years along and held by all major investment groups and has made more non Jews wealthy than anything is actually just a fad.

Jews may be not chosen but damned if some non Jews are absolutely unchosen


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[ - ] Thought_Criminal 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 15:35:20 ago (+5/-0)*

Bitcoin will destroy the fabric of reality. Eventually, the physical space and energy to contain and maintain the data on the value will require non-reality based data housing.

Blackholes are likely intelligently manufactured crypto-currency data housing.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 16:28:02 ago (+2/-0)

Actually we are already in the Bitcoin universe simulation. We just don't know it.

[ - ] Thatguy 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 16:44:19 ago (+2/-0)

The advent of quantum computers and Articial Intelligence will make bitcoin and all subsequent derivatives worthless. A computer with a key to crack all vaults will make most money worthless. How does the joke go? A key that can unlock all locks is valuable, but a lock that can be unlocked by any key is a whore like your mother, or something like that, totally worthless.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 16:29:16 ago (+2/-0)

I will not buy your eshekels

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 15:14:02 ago (+2/-0)

n f**
Say it you fucking bitch!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 19:14:04 ago (+1/-0)

uh you can say NIGGERFAGGOT here

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 15:56:13 ago (+1/-0)

Yes because monopoly money makes everybody rich...

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 16:27:43 ago (+1/-0)

You do realize you can go to any number of registered cryptocurrency exchanges and exchange your Bitcoin for US dollars and export those US Dollars directly to your bank account right?

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 17:27:55 ago (+1/-0)

You do realize that no one gives a shit about your literally perfect jewish fiat currency where every single transaction is traced that has no intrinsic value and requires two jew-controlled systems to even operate, right?

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 18:05:04 ago (+0/-0)

I gave a shit about bitcoin before wall street banks and normies became involved. It held real promise as an alt-tech underground method of conducting transactions. That's what crypto is truly meant for, not an "investment".

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 3, 2024 17:41:46 ago (+0/-0)

So underground that every transaction is public knowledge.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 3, 2024 20:27:25 ago (+0/-0)

No it's not if you use a tumbler

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 15:13:59 ago (+1/-0)

This joke isn’t very funny.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 15:40:11 ago (+1/-0)

The punchline is straight out of Jonestown.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 18:34:09 ago (+0/-0)

The love of money is the root of all evil.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 2, 2024 16:37:02 ago (+0/-0)

Are you suggesting buy now before the halvening, or in April after the halvening?