In The US, They're Called Elevators, And In The UK It's A Lift... - Upgoat

In The US, They're Called Elevators, And In The UK It's A Lift...
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:00:11 ago (+14/-1) (Jokes)

...I guess we're just raised differently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgZZBwG7slY

(Though both have their up's and downs.)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:17:51 ago (+5/-0)

I just retold this joke to muh wife and she asked me to stop talking. Ehhh.🤣

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:44:13 ago (+2/-0)

And now she doesn't get to complain that you don't talk to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noyFiYKlFJU&t=16s

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:05:20 ago (+3/-0)

And unlike niggers they both can raise a family.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:10:06 ago (+0/-0)

The difference between an elevator and a nigger.

[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:15:30 ago (+5/-0)

The elevator won't rape you.

The elevator can do a hard day's work.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:50:17 ago (+1/-0)

Touche!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 2, 2024 01:33:45 ago (+0/-0)

this difference can lead to tragic misconceptions

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:54:21 ago (+0/-0)

European elevators are deathtraps. I'm not sure about UK.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 2, 2024 01:34:18 ago (+1/-0)

even more so