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2024 is gonna be a fukken banger, I can feel it already

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.3 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:18:10 ago (+19/-2)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

I expect fresh heights of retardation and autism from you goats, on levels never before seen or thought possible. The election is going to be hilarious, and there is a small but never zero chance of a happening happening.

Happy new year, piggies!


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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 10:27:56 ago (+0/-0)

Feelings are tools used to manipulate fools

Feelings of rage can put a goat in a cage

Feelings of pleasure intoxicant measure

Feelings of truth impossible proof

Feelings of pain take a pill for your brain

Feeling horny earn more money

Feeling sad kill a nigger

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 09:02:49 ago (+3/-0)

I am pretty confident that the "vooooting" will never happen. This is the year they derail the whole thing.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 10:45:19 ago (+1/-0)

Yup…., they have no choice but to drive the bus off the cliff

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 17:18:39 ago (+0/-0)

Mother fucker, at least try to rhyme :-P we probably have less than 10 months left to shit post.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 07:32:41 ago (+2/-0)

Pretty sure I saw this same post exactly one year ago. Classic.

[ - ] Localuser 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 00:27:44 ago (+6/-0)

I can’t wait for the level of clown shit we never thought possible.

[ - ] autotic 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 11:13:14 ago (+1/-0)

If you are into dark humor its going to be merengue through a mine field.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1.3 yearsDec 31, 2023 23:57:14 ago (+3/-0)

Nothing is gonna happen

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 04:18:20 ago (+0/-0)

Even if they unexpectantly catapult ((trump)) people still have massive t.d.s.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 31, 2023 23:21:19 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.3 yearsDec 31, 2023 23:12:40 ago (+3/-0)

2024 will be the end of civilization as we know it, God willing

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 1.3 yearsDec 31, 2023 23:30:29 ago (+4/-0)

2024 will be the year bobs and vagnene are finally sent.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 31, 2023 23:58:06 ago (+1/-0)

What hue?

[ - ] Monica 4 points 1.3 yearsDec 31, 2023 23:11:58 ago (+4/-0)

I summon @PostWallHelena for a happy ending to 2023!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1.3 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:50:19 ago (+5/-0)

Election year is gonna be off the hook this time.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 7 points 1.3 yearsDec 31, 2023 23:32:42 ago (+7/-0)

Everyone is so mentally ill and unhinged I can see it in the eyes that the average person has no idea what's coming and will believe everything they are told because of that magic phone in their hand.

[ - ] prototype 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 1, 2024 02:56:05 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone is so mentally ill and unhinged I can see it in the eyes that the average person has no idea what's coming

The best god damn prediction I've seen yet.