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Nobody believes me when I tell them that I only have sex while standing up

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 20:26:26 ago (+27/-1)     (Jokes)

I'm not fucking lying.


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[ - ] Lurkathon9000 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 21:47:23 ago (+3/-0)

finna, a good one.

Throw enough shit at the wall and some's bound to stick, right? Oh wait, I thought you were bulletstopper.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 23:25:33 ago (+1/-0)

🤣😆😂

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 23:48:50 ago (+1/-0)

drive from behind with your feet on the floor! just make sure not to hurt her or break furniture. or to have the neighbors call the cops.

dont ask me how I know

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2023 09:58:32 ago (+1/-0)

Haha sex lol. What's that?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2023 10:04:38 ago (+1/-0)

As far as I can tell it is something that only porn actors do.