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You are the judge in a joke contest

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:37:11 ago (+11/-0)     (Jokes)

Joke #1

What’s the hardest thing about being a vegan that CrossFits?

Trying to decide which one to tell people about first.

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Joke #2

Once I got mad at my husband and didn't talk to him for the entire week. At the end of the week he said to me, "Wow, we've been getting on great lately!"

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Joke #3

What's the hardest thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.


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[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 12:32:44 ago (+2/-0)

How do all Mexican recipes start?

Steal a chicken.

What the difference between a hard working nigger and big foot?

Bigfoot has been spotted.

What Netflix's superman called?

Man of steal.

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 12:46:38 ago (+3/-0)

What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?

Chun Ki Ho.

What has two wing and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing, wing, halo.

What starts with a "N" and ends with a "R" that you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

Your bike

Why are aspirins white?

Because they work

What do you call a sheboon that has had 6 abortions?

A crime fighter

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 12:53:15 ago (+2/-0)

What's the difference between a racist joke and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

What do you call a nigger that doesn't rape white women?

An inmate

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 14:32:13 ago (+2/-0)

What's long black and smells like shit?

The unemployment line

What do you call a nigger in a tree?

Branch manager

How do you know if a nigger is well hung?

You can only fit two fingers between the rope and his neck

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.


How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton is picked off her tampon.

How do you get a black woman pregnant?

Jizz in her shoe and let the flies do the rest.


[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 23:35:02 ago (+1/-0)

What do racist jokes and kids with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

FTFY

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 00:05:58 ago (+3/-0)

I went with #1 because insufferable needs a definition.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 21:26:33 ago (+3/-0)

1 is best, followed closely by 2 then 3.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 21:35:34 ago (+5/-0)

I have them at 3, 1, 2.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 23:01:52 ago (+2/-0)

Agreed.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 21:18:33 ago (+5/-0)

What's the hardest part about learning to rollerblade?

Telling your dad that you're a faggot.

That joke was funny as fuck in the 90's, but now it's more likely that if the son is a fag the father is a troon.

[ - ] H8Texpress 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 22:03:06 ago (+6/-0)

We used to call rollerblades fruit boots back on the 90's.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 00:12:53 ago (+4/-0)

That's fuckin awesome. I'm literally chuckling like a downy that just found a skittle in my pocket.