Queeri and Bush Cuck walk into a bar - Upgoat

Queeri and Bush Cuck walk into a bar
submitted by big_fat_dangus to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 17:38:02 ago (+32/-2) (Jokes)

They look around and ask, ... is this a gay bar? The bartender replies, "it is now!"

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[ - ] Centaurus 10 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 18:14:20 ago (+10/-0)

Thank God you were there to witness this spectacle. By the way, what were you doing in a gay bar?

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 18:16:48 ago (+6/-0)

All my sources are second hand, just like the cheapo antiretrovirals bush cuck takes for his mexican aids.

[ + ] H8Texpress

[ - ] H8Texpress 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 18:21:00 ago (+3/-0)

Out of curiosity what's the difference between mexican aids and normal aids.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:00:56 ago (+6/-0)

Normal aids requires medication and doctor's visits. Mexican aids are: free housing, free food, and free bus rides/plane flights from the Governor.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:37:56 ago (+3/-0)

'one makes you talk like a lisping faggot, the other a lisping faggot with a latino street-cred accent ???'

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 21:14:28 ago (+1/-0)

Ask @the_old_ones, our resident listhpy faggot and pedo pizza boy.

[ + ] H8Texpress

[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

Til

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 00:14:51 ago (+2/-0)

Cantonese aids he got from his Cantonese wife

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:51:54 ago (+0/-1)

Just send me your dick pics. You fucking bitch. You’re such a coward. You dumbsss pussy fuck, fuck you,

[ + ] jigganiggaboo

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 18:26:39 ago (+6/-0)

It wasn't a gay bar untill those 2 walked in.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:04:02 ago (+4/-1)

good point.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:38:47 ago (+3/-1)

Fck off neri !! ...

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 18:33:53 ago (+6/-0)

Haha hahaha

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 18:18:25 ago (+4/-0)

Ohhh got 'em

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:03:45 ago (+4/-2)

Not bad.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:06:06 ago (+4/-2)

Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:45:06 ago (+3/-1)

'Like your weeping ruby raw sphincter after your wife's big black abo buck ?? - do you mean that hurtful'

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 01:58:39 ago (+1/-2)

Hi dass. I'm hoping my piles are receding. Rotten Christmas. Pain, maddening. But I've learned - if it ain't ready, don't push it. You're lucky you've never suffered from the problem.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 05:13:05 ago (+3/-0)

You're lucky i keep missing , faggot ...

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 17:18:40 ago (+0/-2)

Sun is shining dass.I'm not going to regale you with stories about my piles any more because it's disgusting and you're not really interested.Yet to have my morning dump. I'm taking it slowly. Yeah...lot of trepidation. Will today be the beginning of the end of the f..kers?

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 21:39:55 ago (+0/-0)

God willing it is the beginning of the end for you. Do not forget to auto flush as you recede down the drain and close the lid, faggot,

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:01:14 ago (+2/-2)

fukn a

[ - ] deleted -3 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 19:33:58 ago (+1/-4)*

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[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 20:26:58 ago (+4/-1)

Cry harder faggot 😏

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 00:16:35 ago (+3/-1)