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Christmas eve is truly the best time of year. KEK

submitted by NoSalvation to Jews 4 monthsDec 27, 2023 09:34:55 ago (+15/-1)     (Jews)

She invited me to her garden house.

The other couple were people i knew but not friends with yet.
So i felt good and chatty and everyone was happy.
My sister had 1 bottle of wine she shared with me. Normally i don't alcohol but this was expensive so i accepted :)
2 glasses.
Then the guy from the couple said something about jews holocoast..
I'm the type that wants every kike on a pike, and feeling unrestricted and all i just lolled
"Imagine what a wonderfull world we would live it if that really happened".

The face of the husband. I had to look away or lose my composure. His glasses are +4, them BIG eyes, o my sides!!!
I think they couldnt tell if i was being serious or not cuz i was also laughing
They tried to discus that "the holo really happend", but whatever they came up with i rebunked with ease like a gigachad.
No mass graves, wooded doors, only 4 ovens etc. You name it, the wine made it too easy.
No brakes left "Imagine me, standing on the Watchtower gunning down escaping jews and jews that don't work hard enough while blasting the song "i had the time of my life" over the loudspeakers".
I just couldn't stop, the effect it had on her husband.

Christmas eve is truly the best time of year.




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[ - ] NoSalvation [op] 4 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2023 10:30:01 ago (+4/-0)

The husband was "angry" but he likes me, hes a silent "one liner" guy.
He went to the kitchen a few times (to get away from the anti-semite) and return with food he cooked for us :)
Sister did not like it too much because i upset +4
The other woman thought it was hilarious, the guy a bit less cuz of +4.
But there was more to talk about.
Next saturday i be a drummer in a jam session (?)
The guy was good in talking me into it.

I said all those things and the evening ended without a fight.
I can say whatever i want if i do it the funny way :)

[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2023 09:59:29 ago (+2/-0)

Finish the story, how'd it turn out?

[ - ] TomMacdonald 4 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2023 10:03:15 ago (+4/-0)

Probably not invited back because most people are fucking retarded

[ - ] dassar 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2023 15:22:49 ago (+1/-0)

'Come on man, everyone clapped of course!'.

[ - ] NoSalvation [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2023 15:55:06 ago (+0/-0)

I don't get it

[ - ] deleted 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2023 17:03:33 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] NoSalvation [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2023 19:10:15 ago (+1/-0)

Ah like that, well what can i say.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2023 19:48:39 ago (+0/-0)

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