And The Lord Said Unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life"... - Upgoat

And The Lord Said Unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life"...
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 19:46:28 ago (+9/-1) (Jokes)

...but John came in fifth and only got a toaster.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 20:28:37 ago (+2/-0)

Bringing back some of the worn out oldies!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 23:58:19 ago (+1/-0)

Chuckled