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How does a tranny celebrate Christmas?

submitted by dulcima to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 07:15:05 ago (+29/-1)     (Jokes)

Eats, drinks, and be Mary.


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[ - ] Peleg 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 07:50:19 ago (+7/-0)

That's alright, funny and all, but I was hoping it had something to do with hanging itself from the tree branches like just another ornament.
I chuckled anyway, so thanks.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 08:16:40 ago (+1/-0)

If you stand under one hanging it.makes you want to kiss someone like mistletoe.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 12:20:22 ago (+6/-0)

Tuck your balls and bind your titties
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Mental illness must be shitty
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don you now your gay bondage gear
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sucks for you we're bashing the queers
Fa la la la la, la la la la

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 07:24:14 ago (+3/-0)

I guffaw'd, nice one.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 09:55:35 ago (+2/-0)

Good one! Definite laugh out loud! Gonna go tell my wife that one, she'll love it!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 11:28:57 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 11:35:10 ago (+1/-0)

Ugh. I messed up. Where were you an hour ago?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 11:44:37 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 12:01:00 ago (+1/-0)

Don't forget the side hip thrust

on it 😆

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 21:47:23 ago (+1/-0)

Teacher says...

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 27, 2023 07:19:40 ago (+0/-0)

Suicide.