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Christmas Joke

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 18:10:06 ago (+12/-0)     (Jokes)

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters bragging about their game in a hotel lobby?


Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 18:57:22 ago (+2/-0)

Alright, Dad, that's enough egg nog.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 19:15:16 ago (+1/-0)*

And halt!

What in God's name would possess a man to believe that I would adulterate perfectly good 23 year old Pappy Van Winkle with that shite?

Hang you head in shame and consider yourself suitably belittled and berated.

Dimissed. Come to the position of attention, about face, forward march. And close the office door on your way out.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 18:33:37 ago (+1/-0)

These nuts busting on your open mouth?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 18:33:10 ago (+0/-0)

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