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My Father Has The Heart Of A Lion...

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 18:07:14 ago (+8/-0)     (Jokes)

...and a lifetime ban from the zoo.


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 18:34:50 ago (+0/-0)

You’re a lion mother fucker, you are!🤣

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 18:54:39 ago (+2/-0)*

But I have the heart of a liberal.

I keep it in a jar on my desk.
https://files.catbox.moe/cnskhf.webp

Right next to a charged .54 caliber Harper's Ferry flintlock pistol Model of 1805. For the chastisement of the unrighteous.
https://files.catbox.moe/i235br.jpg

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 18:57:15 ago (+1/-0)

This retort is worthy of the highest of upvoates!