I went to the doctor because muh dick wasn't feeling well - Upgoat

I went to the doctor because muh dick wasn't feeling well
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 10:25:00 ago (+17/-0) (Jokes)

He said I have schlong covid.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 13:15:50 ago (+6/-0)

Should have Neri inspect it

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 13:28:38 ago (+4/-0)

I can't afford Neri.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 23:08:47 ago (+1/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 12:27:20 ago (+3/-0)

Smash it with a hammer. That'll fix it.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 13:25:58 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 18:33:09 ago (+2/-0)

Confucius say, violence is no longer the answer when you have a mosquito on your balls.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 19:42:18 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you very much! I needed a laugh today!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 13:35:55 ago (+2/-0)

KYS

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 26, 2023 00:54:57 ago (+1/-0)

Went to the medic for meh dick.