Did You Hear About The Mathematician Who’s Afraid Of Negative Numbers? - Upgoat

Did You Hear About The Mathematician Who’s Afraid Of Negative Numbers?
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 18:01:37 ago (+26/-0) (Jokes)

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 00:38:20 ago (+2/-0)

What's the square root of negative 69? I don't know, i 8 something.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 25, 2023 01:43:05 ago (+0/-0)

'What is a 68 ? - Give me a bj and i owe you one' . Da Dum tssh

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 21:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

Pah dum dum. Not bad.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 18:08:16 ago (+0/-0)

My wife said “I’d like nothing more than an emerald ring for Christmas “

So I gave the wife nothing…., my whore the emerald ring