Would you rather have 10 million dollars or - Upgoat

Would you rather have 10 million dollars or
submitted by anon to askanon 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 12:49:18 ago (+3/-1) (askanon)

restart your life from age 5 with all the knowledge you currently have?

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 23:00:06 ago (+1/-0)

Life's a trial.

[ - ] anon 2482613 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 22:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck you!

[ - ] anon 1587809 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 17:08:59 ago (+1/-0)

Who would want to start over as a child in this world?

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 23:02:19 ago (+1/-0)

My sentiments exactly.

[ - ] anon 1918457 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 17:01:24 ago (+1/-0)

Restart. I would have a lot more than 10 mil after I made certain investments.

[ - ] anon 3408795 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 15:19:37 ago (+3/-0)

restart from age 5. I would stare at my drunken and abusive parents with sharp, wise eyes and tell them both how they die, how two of their children die and then write out the quadratic equation and poisson probability statistics to drive the point home that I am clearly not the same child they knew the night prior. I would then offer them the chance to become wealthy by following my stock predictions for the next 40 years. I would calmly explain to my psychotic, abusive father that he he ever pulled off his belt and used it on me or my siblings ever again, or even deviated in any way from my directives, I would insert a cucumber into myself and then reach out to my kindergarten teacher with innocent teary eyes and shaky quivering voice that I need to go to the hospital because of what he did. "get rich, change your life course, help your children grow and be successful - or alternatively, die in prison. Your choice." As I was walking away to go back to my room to ponder my new exciting life, I would be humming this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KB54p8_wh8

~clymer

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[ - ] anon 2823492 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 20:28:40 ago (+1/-0)

Just flirt with your dad until he does it himself

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 23:00:45 ago (+1/-0)

FacelessOne

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[ - ] anon 3591989 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 15:33:24 ago (+0/-0)

Would make an interesting movie.

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[ - ] anon 3676302 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 23:06:50 ago (+0/-0)

That song is pretty good. You linked first time I heard it