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Massive fucking headache update

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 01:23:36 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

Night before last I procured a bottle of Polish potato vodka. While laying in bed about to check out, I cracked my neck to the left and to the right and bam! Headache gone!
I had attributed the symptoms to undue holiday stress and the jews. I also felt like I may need to see a chiropractor due to this unnecessary stress created by these holidays and jews. I took it upon myself to make the necessary adjustments and I’m feeling much better. The holliday shit is almost over and I didn’t have to actually see a chiropractor, so all is well, because I hate people.

Thank you all for your input and suggestions. I was really getting worried about this headache shit, but it worked itself out.
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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 15:39:08 ago (+1/-0)

Give it a couple more days, it will come back

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 08:19:14 ago (+2/-0)

Good work chiropractoring yourself!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 08:03:36 ago (+2/-0)

You shifted the tumor 😂

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 04:54:47 ago (+3/-0)

Hey icemonkey...although I knew fuck all about your head problems, and even if I did I wouldn't give a fuck or I would have responded with a gesture of self imposed exile or with the phone number of Jack Kvorkian, but regardless, that's pretty decent of you to thank us all...it's a little light on sincerety but at least you made an effort.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 22:16:15 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, you know, it’s a piece better than me fucking with you for being a Canuck! 🤣🤣

[ - ] GreenSaint 3 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 03:58:30 ago (+3/-0)

We should meet up I’ll hug you. I’ll hug you so hard. Believe me nobody feels the pain of our society liie me. I wish I didn’t i love too hard

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 03:48:02 ago (+2/-3)

It may be covid. One of the variants has headache as symptom.

[ - ] con77 3 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 07:49:53 ago (+3/-0)

Ebola

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 09:55:14 ago (+2/-0)

Ebola-19.

[ - ] Murdock 10 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 02:44:06 ago (+10/-0)

You cracked your neck and the headache is gone?
This means you moved the bloodclot, it was in your neck pinching and causing the headache.
Now it's somewhere else, good luck.

[ - ] kammmmak 9 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 03:28:58 ago (+9/-0)

😂 Here comes the stress again

[ - ] observation1 3 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 04:13:09 ago (+3/-0)

lol

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 04:55:47 ago (+3/-0)

X2

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 05:49:01 ago (+3/-0)

I claim all his fake internet points and whatever's left of that vodka.

[ - ] con77 3 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 07:48:31 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe it's a tumor!

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 07:53:24 ago (+0/-0)

It's Not A Tumah!

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 09:57:38 ago (+2/-0)

If it travels down into his uterus, he may have to crack a few eggs.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 05:52:10 ago (+1/-0)

monkey blood clots? who knew?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 15:39:21 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking A

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 02:17:30 ago (+2/-0)

Glad you are feeling better

Should probably still get it checked out.

[ - ] RoxannaHardbutt 3 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 02:02:57 ago (+3/-0)*

"I cracked my neck to the left and to the right..

You should be wary of doing that it can cause dislocation injuries, as well suspect the Polish Vodka was contaminated with methyl alcohol ingestion of which will cause massive headaches .. and it doesn't take much.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 02:01:13 ago (+2/-0)

Glad to hear it!

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 01:37:11 ago (+7/-0)

It's a Christmas miracle!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 04:24:53 ago (+2/-1)

no need to be sarcastic. Oh it's you.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 15:38:48 ago (+1/-0)

No need to be a fag. Oh, it’s you

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 01:33:11 ago (+2/-2)

Well that is a happy ending. I hate people too (except attractive women who want to get to know me better).

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 15:41:30 ago (+1/-0)

No woman of any attractiveness wants to know you at all.
You hate people as a coping mechanism because people, all of them, hate you