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Massive fucking headache update

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 01:23:36 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

Night before last I procured a bottle of Polish potato vodka. While laying in bed about to check out, I cracked my neck to the left and to the right and bam! Headache gone!
I had attributed the symptoms to undue holiday stress and the jews. I also felt like I may need to see a chiropractor due to this unnecessary stress created by these holidays and jews. I took it upon myself to make the necessary adjustments and I’m feeling much better. The holliday shit is almost over and I didn’t have to actually see a chiropractor, so all is well, because I hate people.

Thank you all for your input and suggestions. I was really getting worried about this headache shit, but it worked itself out.
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[ - ] Murdock 10 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 02:44:06 ago (+10/-0)

You cracked your neck and the headache is gone?
This means you moved the bloodclot, it was in your neck pinching and causing the headache.
Now it's somewhere else, good luck.

[ - ] kammmmak 9 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 03:28:58 ago (+9/-0)

😂 Here comes the stress again

[ - ] observation1 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 04:13:09 ago (+3/-0)

lol

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 04:55:47 ago (+3/-0)

X2

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 05:49:01 ago (+3/-0)

I claim all his fake internet points and whatever's left of that vodka.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 07:48:31 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe it's a tumor!

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 25, 2023 07:53:24 ago (+0/-0)

It's Not A Tumah!

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 09:57:38 ago (+2/-0)

If it travels down into his uterus, he may have to crack a few eggs.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 05:52:10 ago (+1/-0)

monkey blood clots? who knew?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 15:39:21 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking A

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 01:37:11 ago (+7/-0)

It's a Christmas miracle!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 04:24:53 ago (+2/-1)

no need to be sarcastic. Oh it's you.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 15:38:48 ago (+1/-0)

No need to be a fag. Oh, it’s you

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 04:54:47 ago (+3/-0)

Hey icemonkey...although I knew fuck all about your head problems, and even if I did I wouldn't give a fuck or I would have responded with a gesture of self imposed exile or with the phone number of Jack Kvorkian, but regardless, that's pretty decent of you to thank us all...it's a little light on sincerety but at least you made an effort.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 22:16:15 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, you know, it’s a piece better than me fucking with you for being a Canuck! 🤣🤣

[ - ] GreenSaint 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 03:58:30 ago (+3/-0)

We should meet up I’ll hug you. I’ll hug you so hard. Believe me nobody feels the pain of our society liie me. I wish I didn’t i love too hard

[ - ] RoxannaHardbutt 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 02:02:57 ago (+3/-0)*

"I cracked my neck to the left and to the right..

You should be wary of doing that it can cause dislocation injuries, as well suspect the Polish Vodka was contaminated with methyl alcohol ingestion of which will cause massive headaches .. and it doesn't take much.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 08:19:14 ago (+2/-0)

Good work chiropractoring yourself!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 08:03:36 ago (+2/-0)

You shifted the tumor 😂

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 02:01:13 ago (+2/-0)

Glad to hear it!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 15:39:08 ago (+1/-0)

Give it a couple more days, it will come back

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 01:33:11 ago (+2/-2)

Well that is a happy ending. I hate people too (except attractive women who want to get to know me better).

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 15:41:30 ago (+1/-0)

No woman of any attractiveness wants to know you at all.
You hate people as a coping mechanism because people, all of them, hate you

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 03:48:02 ago (+2/-3)

It may be covid. One of the variants has headache as symptom.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 07:49:53 ago (+3/-0)

Ebola

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 24, 2023 09:55:14 ago (+2/-0)

Ebola-19.