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Why Don’t Calculus Majors Throw House Parties?

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 23, 2023 13:24:35 ago (+11/-0)     (Jokes)


Because you should never drink and derive.


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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 23, 2023 15:17:04 ago (+6/-0)

Because they understand the problem of integration.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 23, 2023 17:23:46 ago (+2/-0)

I would prefer more differentiation.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 23, 2023 19:22:51 ago (+0/-0)

Integral(0, inf, White / Nigger)

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 23, 2023 14:21:49 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 23, 2023 17:19:49 ago (+2/-0)*

"Booze can certainly be involved."

You'd be fools not to.

I know that my foreign language uptake always seemed to be faster with the addition of alcohol.
On night in a club in Berlin back in '84 (we were all under full sail, of course) and I reeled off a sentence in a drunken mixture English, French, Polish and German. And the German guys I was talking to understood me perfectly.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 23, 2023 18:05:54 ago (+0/-0)

Because they were always too busy studying groups to ever be a part of one.