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One time at a bar a girl told me her pussy tasted like a rainbow

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 18:54:59 ago (+28/-2)     (Jokes)

Later on I found out she meant trout, not Skittles.


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[ - ] Peleg 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 19:00:26 ago (+8/-0)

I wish I had never read that

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 19:08:07 ago (+3/-2)

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 19:46:27 ago (+4/-0)

Rainbow trout is delicious!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 20:20:11 ago (+4/-0)

Try eating it raw.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 21:13:34 ago (+3/-0)

Lickedy Split!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 21:16:32 ago (+4/-0)

In this case you would be better off doing Split and then Lickedy.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 21:21:20 ago (+2/-0)

.... with drizzle of olive oil, some chopped chili, garlic, cucumber, lemon and salt n pepper to taste'

'It's how i eat all my pussy !.'

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 01:42:29 ago (+2/-2)

disgusting!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 02:15:39 ago (+1/-0)

'Fck off neri, you feces-specked prolapsed faggot'

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 02:37:59 ago (+1/-2)

dassar! There's no need to be unpleasant!Especially at Christmas!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 14:44:34 ago (+1/-0)

Au contraire, It is the very best time to be unpleasant - 'So Merry fck you, faggot!'.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 24, 2023 01:08:06 ago (+0/-0)

Merry Christmas, dass.

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 01:46:11 ago (+3/-0)

Reminds me of this one. Adam and Eve had sex. Eve went and washed herself in the sea and Adam said: "Whaddya do that for? Now the fish stink!".

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 00:13:53 ago (+3/-0)

Where the hell have you been? BulletStopper has been fucking up this sub for weeks.
I honestly started to be concerned you were dead

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 00:30:15 ago (+3/-0)

I got the news that Bulletstopper was shitting up the sub, so I grabbed the nearest web browser and came straight home. I also discovered that the internet is a shithole. There's nowhere else to go but here.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 01:39:49 ago (+2/-0)

"There's nowhere else to go but here". You've learned a lesson, I guess.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 02:00:50 ago (+1/-0)

It is my second attempt to find life on the internet. They were both doomed to failure. Other places may have a larger user-base, but they are devoid of any character.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 08:49:06 ago (+2/-0)

Literally no where else. Glad you are back. Great joke too btw. Sent it to my fisherman buddy.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 00:52:45 ago (+1/-0)

Amen to that, your absence was noticed.
Now do what you do best and go post the hell out of some horrible joke that actually has a punchline.
🤙

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 20:24:21 ago (+2/-0)

👍

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 01:41:39 ago (+2/-1)

Explanation for non-Americans (Skittles is a sweet):

Transform candy into a rainbow within seconds by the power of dissolving. Skittles or other bright candy

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 22, 2023 01:51:40 ago (+2/-0)

You assume we are the only country with Skittles.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 20:43:35 ago (+1/-1)

Gaawd damn that's an old one