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Magician and Parrot

submitted by Kozel to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 20:36:02 ago (+27/-1)     (Jokes)

A magician was working on a cruise ship.

Since the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... With the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days.

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said "Okay, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"


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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 01:37:45 ago (+3/-0)

Well it's better than the miserable jokes that have been posted lately, so lol and all that shit

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 02:37:56 ago (+2/-0)

This would be a funny joke at a comedy show on a cruise ship.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 09:18:55 ago (+0/-0)

Good one

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 00:34:36 ago (+0/-0)

This would work telling the joke if but only you can do a parrot impersonation.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 23:48:23 ago (+0/-0)

That was funny.