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modern retail practises are gonna make me commit a hate crime i swear.

submitted by the_old_ones to TellUpgoat 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:21:50 ago (+22/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

i get to the store, i ask em hey this thing you have on your website, is it available, they tell me no, ill have to order it, so i ask if they can order it from the store, they say we'll check. nope, apparently its some third party seller thats website only, meaning that the store cannot order something it has access to, somehow.

so i stop by the bank, i say hey i wanna buy something online, can i get the details, they tell me the main account type there doesnt work for online payments, that ill need a credit card. somehow my debit card wont be valid

i ask em can i get a credit card in time for christmas they tell me probably not

so now instead of walking into a store, paying the money to them that i have for the thing i want, i gotta go get a credit card or make a paypal, ill probably miss the sale, and ill probably need to order it online from someone, but sure as shit not (((best buy))) apparently, it seems.

i blame this all on the jews.


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[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 09:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

You don’t need it. Just save your money.

[ - ] beece 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 08:11:01 ago (+0/-0)

Consoom brother, consoom.

[ - ] absurdlyobfuscated 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 03:12:56 ago (+1/-0)

Merchants are unable to distinguish credit and debit cards, so as long as you have a card from one of the major companies then your debit will work exactly the same as a credit card. You just need the funds in your account before they authorize. Whatever your bank is telling you is wrong and stupid. Ditch them and switch to a credit union.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:24:22 ago (+2/-0)*

The only thing I won't buy online instead of supporting local maskers is fresh food and stuff that can't be delivered.

somehow my debit card wont be valid

That doesn't sound right. Your debit card is a visa or mastercard, right?

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/help-topics/payment-options/pcmcat203400050003.c?id=pcmcat203400050003

1. Don't patronize bust buy.
2. Trade your shitty bank in for a credit union. Debit card work on every legitimate site online.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:11:45 ago (+0/-0)

so now instead of walking into a store, paying the money to them that i have for the thing i want, i gotta go get a credit card or make a paypal, ill probably miss the sale

That's fate telling you, you probably don't need it.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 19:08:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:14:31 ago (+1/-0)

Normie blue screen reset psycho babble.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:49:23 ago (+0/-0)

I was mocking the lowercase dribble of the OP.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:35:34 ago (+1/-0)

I was mocking for the mock of mocks sake.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:53:35 ago (+1/-0)

I missed it the first go round. Best buy??? They did you a favor, you definetly will find it cheaper somewhere else.

[ - ] Gowithit 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:09:20 ago (+7/-0)

i ask em can i get a credit card in time for christmas they tell me probably not

just put the money on one of those prepaid cards.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:13:14 ago (+2/-0)

👍

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 00:55:05 ago (+1/-0)

And pay the jew to add the money. Hands-rubbing.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:06:39 ago (+0/-0)

buy something else

[ - ] germ22 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:38:36 ago (+5/-0)

It is frustrating how seemingly all bigger stores decided then need to be some sort or online reseller as well.

[ - ] the_old_ones [op] 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:48:27 ago (+5/-0)

"it's in our system but we can't order it becuase it's a third party vender so please use our website" has to be the most scammy untrustworthy response ive ever heard from a store in my life.

if a store i visit literally cannot be arsed to sell something they say they sell, why the hell should i make an online account with them? clearly they dont give a shit

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:12:57 ago (+2/-0)

Ask for 3rd parties eBay account name.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 00:56:25 ago (+1/-0)

They've all done this by now. Amazon seemed to be the first. I remember Sears doing this. Walmart. Target. Home Depot. Lowe's. I imagine every single one does now. The website is not for the stores, it's just a general marketplace that bears the same name.

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 00:04:23 ago (+4/-0)

It's because shipping is subsidized in this country so instead of buying containers off china, unloading them into a warehouse, reloading the goods into a truck, paying the gas to get it to the store, unloading a truck, maintaining a store that can be stolen from, hosting a bathroom, and paying for snot nosed retail worker's whose productivity can't even be tracked; They can all just become drop shippers for China. Between chinese shipping subsidies and American shipping subsidies it costs them nothing.

But of course we're still paying for it. USPS's price fixing to promote stay at home culture is going to give us all communism. If we just end the USPS this insanity can end. But their prices are set by congress even though they have independent finances and Amazon is never going to let congress raise them. Fucking price fixing communists.

[ - ] beece 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 08:30:28 ago (+0/-0)

The shipping subsidies, that is, US citizens subsidized every package shipped from China to the US that was under 4.4lbs, ended with the Trump administration. It was negotiated and suppose to be phased out over 5 years starting in 2020. https://www.ecomcrew.com/why-china-post-and-usps-are-killing-your-private-labeling-business/

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:24:13 ago (+4/-3)

you sound like a difficult senile old man

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 20:25:28 ago (+0/-0)

WTF don't have a credit card?

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:30:43 ago (+4/-0)

What kind of person would have a credit card? Their site says stores accept visa and mastercard, among many other options. His debit card is likely to be one of those, so it makes no sense that they turned him down.

Oh wait, it's his bank that's saying their accounts don't work online. Guy should dump his bank back in the 90s and get a credit union.

[ - ] SmartArseWhiteBoy 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 02:30:21 ago (+0/-0)

Usury is the destroyer of nations.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:13:36 ago (+0/-1)

Wai noe tattoo?!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 20:55:01 ago (+1/-1)

He sounds like a pretty woman

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/xbqh29iy.png

I havent watched a movie in forever and might rewatch it again.

[ - ] Sector2 -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:33:35 ago (+0/-1)

Maybe in prison, or San Francisco. Not so much in real life.