A Lizard Walks Into A Bar... - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

A Lizard Walks Into A Bar...
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 11:59:46 ago (+9/-0) (Jokes)

...pushing a stroller.

"What's your kid's name?", asks the bartender.

"Tiny", said the lizard. "Because he's my newt."

[ - ] Panic 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 12:49:33 ago (+4/-0)

What makes this funny? I'm missing it.

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 12:51:56 ago (+7/-0)

my newt

minute, adjective: very small

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 15:08:13 ago (+2/-0)*

This one's a little obscure. 🔎

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 15:50:13 ago (+1/-0)

Newts are amphibians, not lizards.