"Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

"Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 11:16:50 ago (+11/-0) (Jokes)

He was poultry in motion.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 16:23:07 ago (+1/-0)

why did the rotisserie chicken cross the road?

cause a nigger stole it

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 20:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

'Cause it was on the end of a niggers dick'

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 14:51:35 ago (+0/-0)

'To prove he wasn't a chicken'.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 14:52:43 ago (+0/-0)

That was why the turkey crossed.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 14:40:06 ago (+2/-0)

to avoid a nigger?

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 14:52:17 ago (+0/-0)

World's fastest land animal?

The ethiopian chicken. Dat beez a road crossin' foo' raht dere!

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 12:37:22 ago (+5/-0)

The chicken saw a nigger.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 11:21:37 ago (+0/-0)

"Did you hear about the artistic chicken who crossed the road?"

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 11:27:14 ago (+0/-0)

"Did you hear about the artistic chicken who crossed the road?"

No one knows why. But the road will have its vengeance!

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 11:57:22 ago (+0/-0)

"...it was poultry in motion."