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Descartes Walked Into A Bar And Ordered A Beer.

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 02:22:51 ago (+18/-0)     (Jokes)

After he'd finished it, the bartender asked, “Would you like another?”

“I think not”, Descartes replied.

And disappeared.


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[ - ] Rowdybme 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 04:37:02 ago (+3/-0)

Insert Shia lebouf clapping here.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 11:39:19 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 17:40:42 ago (+0/-0)

Mighty white of you

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 22:23:53 ago (+0/-0)

I'm White. It's what we do.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 02:57:25 ago (+2/-0)

<Golf clap>

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 11:43:53 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 03:06:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 11:10:16 ago (+2/-0)

A war story begins, "Hey look, this is no shit, there we were, me and the Sergeant Major..." (or similar words to that effect).

A fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 13:31:42 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 15:16:43 ago (+2/-0)*

"No shit man, there we were, Battle of Hu Phlung Dung, me and the SGM, back to back, and ass deep in brass, '60 links and grenade pins."

"That's when the 3rd Mongolian Shock Horde started up the hill. I deployed the blade on my P38 can opener and waited for 'em."

"Was I scared? Goddamm right I was scared. I was scared one of those little yeller commie bastards was going to get away."

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 15:26:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 15:37:21 ago (+1/-0)

Left in for clarity's sake. Problem is there's a lot of young'uns have never even seen a P38 and if they google it they'll see a German pistol and not have any idea wtf I'm talking about. But if they google P38 can opener...

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 15:49:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 23:35:31 ago (+0/-0)

...and then leave them wondering how in the fuck I managed to fit a bayonet to a German pistol?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 05:13:47 ago (+0/-0)

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