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A Mushroom Walks Into A Bar...

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 13:04:19 ago (+12/-1)     (Jokes)

...and orders a drink. But the bartender just yells at him to get out before he stinks up the place.

The mushroom looked hurt and said, “Why? I’m a fun guy.”


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 15:40:02 ago (+2/-0)

Oh my lord.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 14:14:53 ago (+2/-0)*

A mushroom walks into Mahaffers, the local dive bar…

As @PeckerwoodPerry plays the next song from Grandpa's Cough Medicine Crooked Cop on the juke box, next thing you know locals called Steelerfish and @Con77 eat it before it sits down and are found outside a couple hours later semi naked with blackface paint, up in the palm trees throwing coconuts and yelling at the pasty white, hot little Masshole and Canadian Tourists heading to the beach to show your little titties or GTFO of FL, Eh!

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 20:23:57 ago (+1/-0)

Is he in a dark place now?

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 17:11:31 ago (+0/-0)

My Father in laws corny joke from the 80's. That is old !

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 01:19:03 ago (+0/-0)

'What a shitake !!'

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 19:52:18 ago (+0/-0)

Fungi, asshole.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 18:12:46 ago (+0/-0)

"I should have ducked", the shroom lamented.