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The Past, Present and Future Walk Into A Bar...

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:24:10 ago (+7/-0)     (Jokes)

It was tense.


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[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:58:11 ago (+2/-0)

Tell that joke to a bunch of niggers and see what happens.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 14:59:26 ago (+0/-0)

There is no future tense in English. Good joke though.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 16:48:17 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 20:41:43 ago (+0/-0)

Again, there is no future tense in English. There is future time, but no tense. Tense is a product of, and conveyed by, the conjugation and inflection of the verb. English has no such inflection. English uses an auxiliary verb, such and 'will' plus the main verb in its infinitive in order to express future time.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 20:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

Well, bless your little heart, sunshine. I'll just bet that you're very entertaining at social gatherings, endlessly discussing the minutia of your MTG cards.

But, and I mean this in the kindest possible way... You're boring and nobody cares.

One thing though. Who said it was a bar in an English speaking country?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 22:49:48 ago (+0/-0)

I am, because my jokes are better.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2023 00:33:10 ago (+0/-0)

Which I'm sure you explain all of their subtle nuances in painful detail.

Spare me. This is the part where I pretend to see someone on the far side of the room, say excuse me and leave you standing there congratulating yourself on how clever you are..

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:43:23 ago (+0/-0)

Missing the Crown of Thorns, coat of jesus, and the lance of christ

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:44:01 ago (+0/-0)

Once reunited the end of the world can haoppen