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What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes?

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 01:02:15 ago (+20/-0)     (Jokes)

A "fsh".


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 01:16:55 ago (+4/-0)

You fucker.

I feel happy for your kids.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 16:53:11 ago (+0/-0)*

Grandkids now. :)

What I most enjoy is any time I overhear one of my boys using dad humor on THEIR kids, and knowing that one day, after I am gone, they're kids will in their turn be using the same dad jokes on my great-grandkids.

It's like the passing of the torch.

(Rule #32: "Take Time To Enjoy The Little Things." Write that one down.)

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 03:54:17 ago (+2/-0)

Two peanuts walk into a bar....


One of them was "assaulted"

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:16:58 ago (+3/-0)*

Monty Python bit about the "deadliest joke".
The German response to the more deadly, weaponized English joke:
"Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas . . . assaulted! peanut."

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a Martinus."
The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean a Martini?"
"Look," Caesar replies, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!"

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:50:41 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 07:29:10 ago (+2/-0)

I don't think many people would get it

Think of it as a filter.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2023 14:24:37 ago (+0/-0)

Wouldn't the plural be 'martinæ'?