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How do you swat 200 flies at the same time?

submitted by Steelerfish to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 16, 2023 09:48:24 ago (+5/-0)     (Jokes)

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan


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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 16, 2023 12:58:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 16, 2023 13:29:38 ago (+0/-0)

Is that one of the new NASA diversity hire rocket scientists?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 16, 2023 18:19:33 ago (+0/-0)

Yep. Ubanna click Nosewanna de Infanta. They also invented mosquito burgers and blowing air into the asses of livestock. Quite the Renaissance thing.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 16, 2023 14:31:48 ago (+1/-0)

What's the fastest land animal?


The ethiopian chicken.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 16, 2023 18:20:59 ago (+0/-0)

Ethiopian chicken? I'm pretty sure they just call those children here in the west.