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Roy Rogers Had Just Gotten A Fancy New Pair Of Boots...

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 12:11:47 ago (+4/-0)     (Jokes)

...from San Antonio. They were perfect and he was very happy with them.

But that same a night, a cougar came up on the porch and tore his new boots into little tiny pieces!

Well, Roy was furious of course, and swore to hunt the big cat down and kill it.

After three days he finally tracked the cat down and shot it DRT.

Riding back to the ranch with the dead cat draped over his saddle, he was spotted by one of the hands, who pointed and asked,

"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that got yer new shoooeeesss?"


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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 12:55:44 ago (+0/-0)*

"Pardon me, Roy. Is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?" is a better version of the punchline IMO.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 12:57:19 ago (+3/-0)

Bless your heart. Next time you write it.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 13:28:05 ago (+2/-0)

So that some picky asshole could make a fuss over some petty issue? I don't think so.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 12:23:41 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 12:56:23 ago (+2/-0)

Tovarish Stalin says: "In Soviet Russia, humor is like food. Not everyone is going to get it."

You're smart. You'll figure it out. Or not.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 13:12:44 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 13:26:03 ago (+0/-0)

The state controls the means of production. The state controls the supply. The state will decide what you "need" tovarish.

And what you need right now you bourgeoisie counter-revolutionary wrecker is re-education at hard labor. For the people.

Go to gulag.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 13:32:20 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 13:38:10 ago (+0/-0)

What should be of concern to any who feel the need to contemplate it, is that I've already stopped bullets...

...and I'm still here.

The same cannot be said of the other guys.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 13:50:05 ago (+1/-0)

fucking chatanooga choo choo. damn.