A Priest, A Minister, And A Rabbit Walk Into A Blood Bank... - Upgoat

A Priest, A Minister, And A Rabbit Walk Into A Blood Bank...
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 13, 2023 11:45:02 ago (+28/-0) (Jokes)

...to donate blood.

The nurse asked the priest, "Sir, do you know your blood type?" "Yes. I'm type-A."

She then ask the minister, and he said, "Yes, I'm type-B."

Turning to the rabbit, she said, "And you sir?"

"I think I might be a type-O."

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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 13, 2023 15:09:10 ago (+7/-1)

A nigger walks into a bar, bartender says “what the fuck do you want nigger”

Before the nigger could even say the words ‘grape drank’ the bartender’s wife shot the nigger dead

Bartender surprised proclaimed “fuck woman.., don’t waste my ammo…, I was gonna hang that nigger you silly wench!”

Wife replied with a tear in her eye…, “Sorry dear, but there are more where that one came from, I really didn’t think you would mind.”

Bar tender bought a round for everyone that night, both before and after they buried that nigger….., it truly was a merry Christmas

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 13, 2023 16:44:38 ago (+2/-0)

Hip hip horay

Hip hip horay

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 13, 2023 18:06:08 ago (+1/-0)

I've missed you niggerfaggot! HAHAHA

[ + ] Swej_Ehtsag

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 13, 2023 22:30:24 ago (+1/-0)

Damn man, got a little dirt in my eye reading your poetry.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 13, 2023 14:21:04 ago (+3/-0)

Not going to lie. It took me a minute but that is a great joke.

[ + ] BulletStopper