Why Did The Bicycle Fall Over... - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Why Did The Bicycle Fall Over...
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 01:25:47 ago (+15/-1) (Jokes)

...it was two-tired.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 08:03:17 ago (+0/-0)

Because the cop shot my Christmas thief?

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 08:25:12 ago (+0/-0)

No. They would shoot your dog but never shoot your Christmas thief.